Tuesday, August 7, 2012
I don’t know who came up with the concept of Unbaby.me – but
whoever did was brilliant.
For those that haven’t heard, Unbaby.me is a new Facebook
app that lets users substitute the never ending stream of baby photos that clog
up their news feed with something more – um -- stimulating.
Essentially, the way the app works, is to search through
your news feed for a variety of different terms, like “cutest baby ever” or “baby’s
first string beans” or something similar.
Users can then select photos that will appear in place of
the baby photos – whether it be a Hollywood star, athlete, outdoor nature scene
or even bacon. Yep, I said bacon.
While Facebook has been great at letting people keep in
touch with old high school and college friends, it has also become a dumping
ground for pictures of their kids.
There are photos of the kids eating breakfast, sitting in
the middle of the floor, picking their nose, etc.
I don’t know about anyone else, but I get a little irritated
at the 40 photos of the same baby that appear daily in my news feed.
And, here’s a little tip, no one cares about your baby as
much as you care about your baby. No one else thinks it’s the cutest baby in
the world. That’s a thought that’s unique to you. Yeah, I said it.
Unbaby.me is such a good idea that it started me thinking
about other apps I’d like to see. If anyone can get on the following, I would
greatly appreciate it:
* No one cares what you’re eating: This is for those
annoying individuals that think I want to see photos of their eggs and bacon, venison stew or sushi
every day. I don't.
* This is not a pity party: This is for those individuals
that post sob stories on Facebook and then get off on the sympathy their
friends ply them with.
* Stop playing games and read a book: This is for those that
clog up my news feed with whatever farm animal they’re feeding, tree they’re
growing or bubble they're bursting. Those 20 messages a day prove one thing to me – you need to read more.
If you’re going to play a game, play a real video game.
* When did you become a fortune cookie: This will block
those “inspiring” platitudes and quote book posts that serve no purpose but to
help you scratch your head. You know, like "Fear is not an option."
* Political fights are juvenile: I’m guilty of this one –
and I find myself annoying when I do it. You’re not going to change someone
else’s mind on Facebook. So why do we argue again?
* Music is for radios: Sure, it’s great when there’s one
song you haven’t heard in awhile and you want to share it. Fifteen in a row is
another story. I don’t care how many times you try and force it on me, I’m not
going to like Justin Bieber.
What do you think? What Facebook apps would you like to see
created?
1 Comments:
Brilliant!
I also use this extension to filter all the videos on my newsfeed: http://goo.gl/mqLjf
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