Note: This is just for fun -- so no one freak out.
AJ Quartermaine: I will not fake my own death . . . again.
Mac Scorpio: I will get a storyline of my own -- and take my shirt off more often.
Anna Devane: I will learn what latex feels like.
Robin Scorpio-Drake: I will escape from one of these maniacs
on my own.
Johnny Zacchara: I will not marry anyone with multiple
personalities . . . again.
I will at least attempt to have better taste in
Luke Spencer: I will not disappear just when my story is
Elizabeth Webber: I will sleep with someone and not get
Laura Spencer: I will return to town and reclaim what is
Monica Quartermaine: I will stop making excuses for the fact
that I raised two criminals.
Patrick Drake: I will realize when I’m being manipulated.
Nikolas Cassidine: I will return to town and claim my
I will stop alienating everyone around
Alexis Davis: I will attempt to have better taste in men.
Starr Manning: I will stop breaking out into song when the mood strikes.
Michael Corinthos: I will stop letting everyone in my life manipulate me.
Todd Manning: I will stop letting others blackmail me.
Sam Morgan: I will stop being a walking doormat for men.
I will join the 21st
century and cut
Duke Lavery: I will learn a remedy for bed sores.
Robert Scorpio: I will learn how to say Robin instead of
Sabrina: I will grow a personality.
Britt: I will realize that I’m being written as a crazy
person and not expect to survive much longer.
Heather Webber: I will stop calling the son I sold on the
black market by his first and last name.
Steve: I will stop being so boring.
: I will check into Shadybrook and not come out until
Dante: I will not let a child cut my hair again.
Lulu: I will never convince myself that giving Maxie an important job is a good idea.
Milo: I will take my shirt off more often.
Spinelli: I will realize that I have no place in this town
Ellie: I will find something to do other than Spinelli.
Maxie: I will chase someone I actually have chemistry with.
Kate: I will have myself institutionalized for the next 12
Connie: I will hire a personal shopper/stylist and not consider myself a "super villain" just because I stole a 13-year-old's manuscript.
Helena Cassidine: I will get better locks for Windemere.
Jerry Jacks: I will pick a plan, and then do exactly the
opposite of what I originally planned. What? It can't hurt.
I will return to town and reclaim what is
Lucky Spencer: I will return to town and explain that I have
been held captive -- not going to the
Frisco Jones School for Loser Parents.
Molly Lansing: I will seek parental guidance before leaving
Shawn: I will take my shirt off more often.
Sonny Corinthos: I will stop calling myself a “coffee
importer” and own my misdeeds -- even if there are not enough bar glasses in the world to control the amount of "fits" this will cause in my house.
What do you think? What New Year’s resolutions should we
hear in Port Charles this year?