Wednesday, July 31, 2013
‘America’s Next Top Model’ is one of the few reality shows I
will admit watching.
Now, keep in mind, I’m not pretending that ‘America’s Next
Top Model’ is great television. In fact, ANTM is more of a guilty pleasure for
when I’m feeling mean.
What am I talking about? I find a perverse pleasure in
watching a grown woman fall apart because she has to get her hair cut – or because
the makeup artist is purposely trying to make her look bad out of jealousy.
Yeah, I’m immature that way. Sue me.
The truth is, ANTM actually had a decent heart at one time.
Sure, it was early in the show’s run, but it was there.
Somewhere along the way, though, ANTM lost its way.
A lot of fans will tell you that ANTM lost its way when it
cut longtime judges and model talent help Jay Manuel, Jay Alexander and Nigel
Barker.
The show was created by Tyra Banks, and she was the central
figure in the show from the beginning, but it was her backup that was most
endearing.
When the three individuals were let go for monetary reasons,
Tyra brought in Kelly Cutrone and Rob Evans as judges. Neither Cutrone and
Evans have any personality at all, though, and the chemistry that used to exist
on the judging panel evaporated.
In addition, Banks decided to let fans have some input and
vote on their favorites -- something fans
had been clamoring for since the show
began.
I’m not sure how others feel about it, but I think the most
recent season was the worst in the show’s history. I miss both Jays and Nigel a
great deal – and what used to work on the show has completely disappeared.
Up next is ANTM’s first ever showdown between guys and girls
– which starts Friday on the CW.
In an interesting twist, I will watch reruns of ANTM on
Oxygen with more gusto than I do new episodes of the show over the past two
years.
This could be the show just getting long in the tooth – or it
could be an actual decline. I tend to believe it’s a mixture of both.
Still, I’m willing to give it one more shot. I’m actually
kind of interested in Tyra trying to make everything about herself when there
are male models in the room. She does it with everything else. Why should this
be any different?
Either way, I have a suspicious feeling that this will be
the final cycle of ANTM I watch live. The CW was smart to premiere it when it
did.
A lot of the summer shows are ending their runs and the fall
shows won’t start for another six weeks or show. This gives ANTM a clear shot
at a bored audience – which might actually help ratings.
What do you think? Is ANTM past its prime?
Thursday, July 25, 2013
What are the best summer movies of all time?
When most people think about summer they think about beaches
and barbecues.
Summer does manage to muster up a certain level of nostalgia
for just about everyone. For many, that nostalgia is wrapped around summer
blockbusters and movies that stole their imagination for an entire afternoon
(or a lifetime, in some cases).
It’s hard to define a summer movie – and picking a “best of”
list is always subjective.
Still, what better do I have to do while I enjoy my air-conditioning
and iced tea?
The best summer movies are?
10. Jurassic Park: As far as summer blockbusters with
fantastic special effects go, this really is the cream of the crop. I can still
remember seeing the dinosaurs walk onto the big screen for the first time – and
the gasp of surprise from my absolutely overflowing theater audience. Those
special effects still hold up today. The original ‘Jurrassic Park’ is clearly
the best – but it didn’t succeed because of an outstanding story or the cast
(both are just middling, if you ask me). The movie became a worldwide phenomenon
on the strength of the dinosaurs alone – and there’s still a little magic in
the dinosaur discovery even today.
8. Caddyshack: This is a great soundtrack and a
laugh-out-loud movie that is effortlessly quotable – and forever funny. Bill
Murray is not only hilarious (and steals every scene he’s in) but he’s also
charismatic. Chevy Chase continues his funny tradition of the 1980s – which unfortunately
fell apart given the actor’s antics of late. Still, I don’t know anyone that
doesn’t watch the “shark in the pool” scene and laugh like a maniacal
12-year-old. Yeah, it’s low-brow but hilarious. I debated giving Chase’s ‘Vacation’
this spot – but ultimately tipped my hat to ‘Caddyshack.’
7. E.T.: Hands down, this is one of my all-time favorite
movies. I remember being a kid and my mom
making me go to this movie – and then
falling in love with it. The friendship between Elliott and E.T. is one for the
ages. I don’t know anyone that wasn’t brought to tears at the end of the movie –
and I’m just enough of a geek to admit that I can recite the entire goodbye
scene between E.T. and the children from memory (tears included). To this day,
the scene where E.T. and the boys are making their getaway on the bikes and
E.T. flies them all over the cops is one of my all-time favorite movies scenes.
“I’ll be right here.”
6. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: Any one of the ‘Indiana
Jones’ movies could have made the list – but I opted for my favorite. Harrison
Ford is always appealing – even if the movies he chooses are duds – but his
chemistry with Sean Connery is nothing short of magical. While I like most of
the ‘Indiana Jones’ movies – this one is by far my favorite.
4. Ghostbusters: “What did you do Ray?” The 1980s flick
could have went horribly wrong. Instead, everything went delightfully right.
Between the casting – Bill Murray and Dan Ackeroyd have one of the best
bromances ever – and the hilarious script, ‘Ghostbusters’ hit at the perfect
time in cinematic history. The movie is a great mix of one-liners and emotional
beats that still make fans laugh while worrying about the fate of their heroes.
2. Empire Strikes Back: Technically, ‘Star Wars’ was the
first “summer” film of the franchise. ‘Empire’ was my favorite (and arguably
the best). Sure, it’s weird to think about the ice planet Hoth being the
location for a great summer movie – but it is. While ‘A New Hope’ introduced
fans to the franchise, ‘Empire’ spawned one of the greatest love stories of all
time – and one of the greatest revelations in movie history. “No, I am your
father.” Anyone else really excited for the new ‘Star Wars’ in a couple years?
Honorable mentions go to:
Back to the Future: Michael J. Fox is so endearing as the
central character – and the story is so fun – that this franchise continued to
entertain decades later.
National Lampoon's Vacation: Hilariously tasteless and poignant at the same time. What's not to love?
Avengers: This movie just debuted last year but it’s still
endlessly rewatchable (and full of fun beefcake).
Stand By Me: This is a better movie than the ‘Goonies’ – but
it’s more serious, as well. Sometimes you just want a few laughs in your summer
movies.
Terminator 2: The first ‘Terminator’ could have also made
the list but I went with the strongest entry in the franchise. Trust me.
Beverly Hills Cop: Axel Foley is one of my favorite big
screen cops. I waffle back and forth between the first and second movies trying
to decide which one is my favorite. The original gets the win here.
Indian Summer: If ‘Now and Then’ is a coming of age story
for girls and ‘Stand By Me’ is a coming of age story for boys then this is a
coming of age story for adults who are still struggling to find their “grown up”
identity. "Uncle Lou, we're adults, you can't make adults take a swim test."
Grease: I’m not a big musical fan but this movie just
screams summer.
What do you think? What are the best summer movies of all
time?
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Get out of the water! Shark Week is about to strike
I am simultaneously infatuated with – and terrified of – sharks.
I
have been for as long as I can remember.
I
consider ‘Jaws’ one of the best movies ever made – and I also watch two of the
sequels on a regular basis (even I can’t make excuses for ‘Jaws: The Revenge’).
I love ‘Bait’ – and I even enjoyed ‘Sharknado’ a couple weeks ago.
I
have a sterling silver shark necklace, shark teeth earrings and several T-shirts. I
just ordered Great White shark slippers off of the Discovery Channel’s website
when I was researching this week’s Shark Week offerings.
Yeah, I’m
a geek.
I’m
also terrified of sharks.
I
refuse to go too far into the ocean. Heck, when I was in Hawaii when I was a
teenager I
refused to go snorkeling because it was at a place called Shark Cove
and I was convinced they named it that for a reason.
So,
as you can guess, Shark Week really is right up my alley.
This
is the 26th year of the ratings bonanza event. As per usual,
Discovery is unveiling a bevy of new shows.
Here’s
what fans have to look forward to this year:
Shark
After Dark: This is Discovery’s first ever late-night talk show featuring each
days events. The show show begins at 11 p.m. on Aug. 4 and is hosted by
comedian Josh Wolf (Chelsea Lately). The show will feature celebrity guests and
a sneak peek at the next day’s events.
Air Jaws:
Beyond the Breach: This debuts at 8 p.m. Aug. 4 and continues the quality ‘Air
Jaws’ experience. In this installment, a documentary crew goes behind the
scenes to see how ‘Air Jaws’ has changed what we know about sharks.
Megalodon:
Monster Shark Lives: Premiering at 9 p.m. on Aug. 4, the show brings viewers on
a
search for the Great White shark responsible for a rash of fatalities off the
coast of South Africa. One controversial scientist believes that the
shark responsible could be Megalodon, a 60-foot relative of the Great White
that is one of the largest and most powerful predators in history.
Return of Jaws: Premiering at 9 p.m. Monday, this program features the Shark Cam, a robot
submarine that is used to track sharks in a new and exciting ways. This special
includes footage of Shark Cam following Great White sharks living and hunting
off the shores of Cape Cod, the setting for the first two ‘Jaws’ films.
Voodoo Shark: Premiering at 10 p.m. Monday, the program
investigates Bull Shark populations that have moved beyond oceans and U.S.
coasts to the bayous of Louisiana. Nicknamed ‘Voodoo Sharks’ by local shrimp
fishermen, these Bull Sharks have the extraordinary ability to live in both
salt and fresh water environments and they show up by the hundreds in the
bayous of Louisiana.
I Escaped Jaws: Premiering at 9 p.m. Aug. 6, the show has real
shark attack footage captured by eye-witnesses to examine harrowing first-hand
accounts from everyday people who stared into the jaws of a shark and survived.
These survivors used their wits and experience and all lived to share their
chilling stories. Shannon Ainslie faced three Great White sharks throughout his
lifetime, and Nicole Moore, a nurse, lost her arm in an attack while
vacationing in Mexico and saved her own life by instructing those on the beach
on how to treat her wounds. Australian Navy Diver Paul de Gelder relied on his
experience as a diver to survive after a shark bit off both his arm and leg.
Spawn of Jaws: Premiering at 10 p.m. Aug. 6, this special
follows a team of scientists on the brink
of a revolutionary breakthrough that
for the first time will allow us to understand the mysterious life cycle of the
Great White shark. Using state of the art tracking technology, they will search
for the elusive Great White breeding grounds, in hopes to protect the area and
re-populate their numbers.
Top 10 Sharkdown: Premiering Aug. 7 at 9 p.m., this special
updates the international shark attack files for the 21st century and takes a
close look at the sharks you don't want to meet this summer -- and the ones
you're most likely to encounter. From the weird - the feisty cookie cutter,
which bites cookie-shaped circles out of its prey; to the macabre, like the
Sand Tiger, whose cannibalistic young devour each other in the womb, to the
infamous – Great Whites, Tiger Sharks and Bull Sharks.
Great White Serial Killer: Premiering at 10 p.m. Aug. 7,
natural history producer Jeff Kurr returns to Shark Week after 2011’s
Emmy®-nominated ‘Ultimate Air Jaws’ and 2012’s ‘Air Jaws Apocalypse.’
Kurr sets out to examine two fatal shark attacks near Vandenberg Air Force base
in California and uses evidence found at both sites to try to determine if one
shark was responsible for both attacks.
Sharkpocalypse: Premiering at 9 p.m. Aug. 8, this show
follows one of the most fatal years of shark encounters closely followed by the
media and examines the alarming trend of sharks moving in closer to shorelines
and debates whether there is a connection between declining shark populations
and the increase in shark attacks.
Alien Sharks of the Deep: Premiering at 10 p.m. Aug. 8, this
special follows American and Japanese
scientists as they descend into the
deepest and darkest unexplored oceans on earth in search of some of the more
incredible and bizarre sharks on the planet, from the Goblin shark to the
elusive, giant Megamouth shark.
Great White Gauntlet: Premiering at 8 p.m. Aug. 9, the coast
of South Australia is a place like no other. It is home to a Great White
feeding ground that is one of the most dangerous places in the world. Known in
local legend as the Great White Gauntlet, this deadly stretch of waters holds a
prize bounty for divers: a rare sea snail called the abalone which is worth
thousands on the international market. Abalone diving can be both lucrative and
dangerous because it happens in one of the most deadly shark feeding grounds in
the world where the Great White sharks prowl. This special takes a closer look
at the real-life dangers these divers encounter every day.
What do you think? Are you excited for this year’s Shark
Week offerings?
Bombs Away! Summer movie season fizzles
The summer movie season is when most studios unleash a
torrent of special effects and lazy storytelling and expect fans to swoon –
whether the final product is entertaining or not.
That’s how movies like ‘Transformers’ and ‘G.I. Joe’ become
box office hits. At least that was true in the past.
This year, though, things have been a little different.
After a solid start to the summer thanks to ‘Star Trek: Into
Darkness’ and the ageless ‘Fast and Furious’ franchise – things toppled pretty
quickly.
‘The Hangover Part III’ will actually make a profit, but it
was critically panned and fans turned on it pretty quickly. Still, it can’t be
considered a total waste because it’s made $300 million worldwide on a $103
million budget.
The first big bomb of the summer was ‘After Earth’ with Will
Smith and his kid. The truth is, this movie never had a chance of succeeding.
It was directed by M. Night Shyamalan – a man that peaked with his first movie
and just continues to sink.
‘After Earth had a $130 million budget (Note: These numbers
do not reflect marketing budgets unless otherwise indicated) and only got $27.5
million in its opening weekend. The hard and fast rule is that movies are
supposed to make half their budget back in their opening weekend. ‘After Earth’
is doing okay internationally, though, although it’s still doubtful if the
movie will recoup all of its marketing and production costs.
‘The Lone Ranger’ is currently being considered one of the
biggest bombs of the summer (right along with ‘RIPD’ – but more on that later).
Disney appeared to be banking on the fact that Johnny Depp can bring in crowds –
but the script and trailer were terrible and fans were pretty much
disinterested.
‘The Lone Ranger’ had a huge budget of $215 million – a large
marketing budget of $100 million – and it only made $29 million in its opening
weekend (which was a holiday weekend, to boot). ‘The Lone Ranger’ has only made
$82 million domestically.
Summer comedy ‘The Internship’ – with a budget of $58
million – should make a profit but it proved
that the buckets of money Vince
Vaughn and Owen Wilson made from ‘The Wedding Crashers’ was obviously a fluke.
Science fiction flick ‘Pacific Rim’ offered an interesting
concept and an interesting cast, but the film has only made back $72 million
domestically on a $190 million budget – and ‘Pacific Rim’ had one of the most
extensive marketing efforts of the summer.
This past weekend, ‘R.I.P.D.’ threatened ‘The Lone Ranger’s’
spot on the top of the movie bomb heap. The $130 million movie only made $20
million in its opening weekend and is trending at a dismal 10 percent on Rotten
Tomatoes. I can’t see another movie managing to top that feat. I blame Ryan Reynolds. What? I do.
If there is a movie that has a chance to match the terrible 'R.I.P.D.,', ‘The Wolverine’ might
be it. Maybe I’m just televising my feelings about the dismal trailer (and that
terrible previous movie) and expecting this movie to suck metal claws, but I
have no doubt it’s going to be another bomb.
Even movies that aren’t considered bombs – like ‘Man of
Steel’ and ‘World War Z’ – didn’t live up to box office predictions this year.
Warner Bros, for example, expected ‘Man of Steel’ to hit $800 million worldwide
and was actually hoping for $1 billion worldwide. So far the flick has amassed
a respectable $635 million on a $225 million budget – but the numbers were so
disappointing it caused Warner Bros to announce that the sequel to the movie
would not be a straight Superman flick. Instead, it would pair Batman and
Superman in an effort to give the franchise a little lift.
Ironically, the biggest hit of the summer is the animated ‘Despicable
Me’ – although the surprise
$41.5 million opening of ‘The Conjuring’ (on a
$19.5 million budget) this past weekend proves that you don’t need a big budget
to have a hit summer movie.
Ironically, second runner-up on the summer “winners” list is
‘Fast and the Furious 6’ – which has seen more than $712 million on $160
million budget, opening early in the summer season.
Personally, I think Hollywood would be better off limiting
the number of big budget movies they release in the summer. I think part of the
problem is that there’s too much competition each week.
Of course, the other part of the problem is that a lot of
these movies were just stinkers.
Hollywood still has a chance at a profitable year, though.
New installments in the ‘Thor,’ ‘Hobbit’ and ‘Hunger Games’ franchises should
all prove profitable – and one or two surprises always sneak in.
Here’s hoping Hollywood has learned a lesson, though. Fans
may love special effects in the summer – but they also want a quality script.
What do you think? What was the worst Hollywood movie this
summer?